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Himbo To Bimbo

Just a simple, quick caption today.  Things are a bit busy with the holiday season.

When I came across the video that I used to create the GIF below, the caption sprang almost fully-formed in my head all at once.

Normally, I don't necessarily go in for the bimbofication stuff, but it just worked so well in this case that I just had to go that way with it.

This is a story with the common trope of the genius nerd getting revenge on the dumb jock who'd always picked on him.

Enjoy!

Truly,
Wren



"It can't be!  How's this possible?!  You fucking geek!  You turned me into a chick!!  What the hell did you do to me?"

"..."

"Fuck no, I've never heard of nanobots.  Is that what was in that spray you gassed me with?"

"..."

"Yeah, you're a real fucking genius, alright.  But I don't give a shit how long it took you to develop them.  Just turn me back into a guy!"

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"C'mon, dude.  You're not serious, are you?  I was only kidding around.  You can take a joke, can't you?"

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"For that long?  There's no way I've been giving you a hard time for three years.  And besides, you gotta admit, you spend all your time in the lab and dress like THAT.  You can't expect NOT to get picked on."

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"That was just a JOKE!!  When I told you that you couldn't get a woman even if you MADE one, I didn't really expect you to do it!  And definitely not with ME!  So fucking turn me back!!"

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"Dumb jock?  What do you mean that's what I've always been?  I'm no idiot!  I got smarts... I mean, I got... umm... what was I saying...? Oh yeah, I'm no dummy."

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"They're doing their job?  What do you mean?  You mean, the nano... the nano... err, what did you call them again?  Those teeny-tiny robots.  Doing what job?"

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"Turning me into WHAT?  A bimbo?  But why?"

"..."

"I don't 'acknowledge the significance of intellect'?  I'm sorry, I just don't get you. **giggle**  Yer using too many big words. **giggle**"

"..."

"No, that's not true.  I DO like smarts.  Really!"

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"No, really!  I mean it.  Like, you're super-smart, right?  You can do all kinds of... like, smart stuff.  So you can turn me back fer sure, right?"

"..."

"Please! I'm begging you."

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"Yeah, I guess yer right.  Begging should be done on my knees....  Ok, NOW I'm begging you... like, on my knees and everything.  **giggle**  Uh-oh, down on my knees, huh?  Sure hope the guys on the team don't see me like this.  **giggle**  Now, pleeeeease!"

"..."

"Just one thing?  I only have to do, like, ONE thing?  OK, what is it?"

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"Omigod!  Wow, you sure have a HUGE dick!  Or at least, it looks huge this close up.  **giggle**  But seriously, sucking it is how I'll get to change back then?"

"..."

"Really?"

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"OK, well you're the super-smart one, aren't ya?  If you say so."

"..."

"Yeah, now that you mention it, yer right.  I am, like, kinda excited about it.  It's giving me all kinds of new tingly feelings down below....  C'mere, let me touch it."

LilacWren

TG enthusiast; Video revisionist; TG fantasy writer.

5 comments:

  1. Nice caption. The new site is SO modern, wow!

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  2. Love the caption! What is her name?

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    1. Unfortunately I don't have the original video any more and I can't recall where it came from.

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